It's not fake news, but it's... complicated. I did die nine years ago but Hogwarts has been bringing people back from the dead. Unfortunately, it doesn't like it when we leave, so we're stuck living here. I'm currently 22 and I was plucked from May 2003, I'm about to turn 23.
You have kids? Are you married? How do they know about magical news? What else can you tell me?