"You're fine or Albus fine?" he asked with a grin. "I'm actually fine too, although I need to get laid. It's been so long, not that this is a proposal, but this place is becoming boring and I've been here so long. The club? Watching Regulus all over Remus? Well, it reminded me that I need to get laid." He looked at her with a wicked expression. "Maybe I should hit on Jamie. He doesn't trust anyone he doesn't know and right now his options, once you eliminate family, is me or Savannah."
Scorpius rolled his eyes. "Sorry, darling, but I'm not into centuries old gossip when the subjects of that gossip are dead." That was very depressing. "There's so much gossiping to be done here. Well, okay not that much, but we do have the greatest love story and I'm not talking about your grandparents. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, two hearts divided by war. We'd be best sellers if we wrote that book."
He sighed. "Since the writing career is a no-go, you'll need to find something else. You know what your father would want. They are trying to get the DMLE up and running, and it's really small at the moment. I know that you don't want to, though. Let me think about it, yes? Although- I think we'll eventually need a real magizoologist. We need to get into the Forbidden Forest. We need to figure out what happened to the dragons. There's so much we need to do."