"I take it that the knob in question was the OJ?" Lilu thought that getting drunk in order to shut up a boy was sort of stupid, but then she'd never been in love before so maybe that was the sort of thing people did all the time. And the OGs really seemed to love each other, soulmates and all that stuff, so who was she to judge how they'd gotten there. "Yeah, that's an understatement, but it has to be done so I'll get there."
Lilu considered this. "Maybe the castle will bring Luna and Rolf here. If anyone can speak Giant Squidese, it would be them." She didn't remember either of them ever mentioning it, but then they did like their secrets. "Oh! Scorpius should learn too then, because he lives for gossip. He could get reams and reams of good stuff from the giant squid I'd bet." She'd have to mention it to Scorpius the next time she saw him.
"Well, sort of. Depends on the historian really, but it's mostly just a bunch of bunk about Dad and Aunt Hermione and Uncle Ron and orgies, ritual sacrifice, etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum. There's a few good accounts out there, but it's mostly shit." Entertaining shit, but shit nonetheless. "Sure they can! There are a lot of rowdy boys here, and not nearly enough women to keep them in line, so you've got a job all but locked up if you want it."