"Virginal, no. Sex fiend, wouldn't you like to find out." He raised an eyebrow suggestively. And shit, maybe he was drunker than he thought.
"But I do know. You know. That it's all bullshit. You know I do. Hell, for any of it to make any kind of sense at all you'd need a time turned and an evil twin."
Harry's laugh was infectious, and Draco couldn't help but chime in.
"Yeah, well, apparently I'm both the wizarding world's greatest evil genius and also the stupidest. The plans they come up with for me, utter bollocks. They have absolutely no flair. It's shameful."
He sighed and eyed the bottle, but didn't take another drink.
"I may already be drunk. At least a little. And I don't for a second believe you wouldn't carry me if I needed you too. Mr. Knight in Shinning Armour."
He sighed again, a little wistfully this time.
"Would it be so bad? Staying here? We'd need to figure some things out but... No expectations. No one watching. No one to disappoint or let down. Sounds nice to me."