"Oh don't worry, we made pretty much every mistake in the book! So I know how to fix pretty much anything that that goes wrong. Too right the hospital wing was off limits for our illegal, secret animagus shenanigans."
He grinned, getting legitimately excited now.
"Right, so I'd coach you through this but technically I already did via crazy memory bullshit, so I'm standing by for moral support and disaster mitigation but I doubt we'll need it, especially if you were working on it before. You'll need to tell me more about that blog thing too, is it like that Scarlet whatever woman who writes those hilarious pieces about us all being zombies?"