"She's sober," Albus agreed. "Mostly." He had smelled alcohol on her enough to know she wasn't completely sober, but she was certainly more sober than she'd been in their time.
He made a face at the mention of Scorpius, because really it was all very weird.
"Kirley was telling me that he and Roxanne have some sort of theory around them. Parvati and Scorpius. Some half and love story. It almost makes sense, which is the scariest part. But think about Vanna. We can all count to nine, and I was born before we hit that number. Kirley and Roxanne think they had some sort of fight, Mum slept with Dad, maybe even out of spite, I became a problem, they get married immediately. You know Mum always wanted a family, and wouldn't want the scandal. And Dad may have been absent but he'd still want to do the right thing. So, wedding. Scorpius gets married a few months later. The math works out, even if the whole idea is rather more radio drama than reality."
Albus nodded.
"Grandpa Remus knows, at least. I assume Grandpa Regulus does by now too. They're pretty alright. Makes you wonder, if they'd been alive..." Not that it mattered. If their Mum had grown up with parents then Albus, Kirley, and Savannah would never have been born.