I thought that was a spokesperson, but apparently it's more than that, or less. I'm not even sure. I'm starting to think that all of this happened because the media requirements made Hermione crazy and she couldn't think straight.
Apparently I should have a communication policy to deal with press and journals. Telling them to fuck off isn't socially responsible and we have a social responsibility to our society. I thought that saving their arses twice, living in a tent with no food, while they gossiped in their sitting rooms sipping teas was more than enough. But what do I know? I'm a shitty person and a shitty father for not dealing with the press.