"Bloody fucking weird," Dirisu agreed vehemently. "All of it. I knew Hogwarts was batshit but kidnapping wizards through time is a new one."
He laughed, liking Harry's dark sense of humor already.
"I've read some of the absolute crap that's been written about you. Your friend Ron filled me in on the details, but I get the feeling 'unexpected' is the nice way of describing your life. I'm decently familiar with bizzaro shit myself, but you and your friends really take it to the next level."
He leaned over and bumped Harry's shoulder. He wanted to give him a hug, but wasn't sure where on the touchy feely spectrum he fell. Sirius did care about bodily autonomy. When he wasn't too drunk to remember at least.
"Sirius and Harry. I can do that. To be honest I can't even imagine James as a Dad, though Lily was always Mum material. She kept us all from being total wastrels after graduation. So, no labels. Fancy a drink and a chat?"