"They got some things right, mostly when it comes to work. Maybe they'd be more reliable if you were still feeding them information," he said with a little smile. He wasn't even upset about it. Too much shit had happened since then and they had been kids. "At least your creations were based on some fact."
He huffed. "Did I? Pretty sure that if I got near any of the Harpies, Ginny would hex my dick off. Pretty sure that they even wrote that. They can't even keep their lies straight." He smiled. "Well, there was some truth about the giants, but it had more to do with Dark Arts and it wasn't an entire clan. They can never get anything straight, because for security reason, we don't release my missions until after they are over. They stay secret even from the wizengamot. We've learned that it's the only way to avoid leaks."
The gates opened as expected and they walked through it. When they closed again, Harry relaxed a little. Hogwarts was safe in a crazy unsafe way, something very familiar. "You didn't answer my question. What are you up to? I know I'm working, so those orgies are imaginary, I have to get my kicks somewhere else."