"I'm telling you! They were together and had some sort of fight, or maybe they got caught. Something! I just know it! They had their hearts broke and now they get their second chance. It's all very romantic," he said with a happy sigh.
"And you can't return your NEWTs. They haven't created the exam board, so you'd have to return it to your father as the Ministry and then you'd have to explain that you are surrendering your NEWTs, because you didn't know about their grand and tragic love affair," he declared.
Scorpius nodded, before laughing. "And the Scarlet Letter has already started about young and scruffy Harry Potter. It's rather hilarious. She said that he went to the bank with your uncle Ron but it was Remus. So they really don't have any scoop but making it up. Rita would have been proud."