I don't know if this will ever reach you, probably not because it seems crazy. You died nine years ago, but my kids sent me a newspaper that says you're alive. They didn't want to send it at the start, because they thought it was a lie, but official papers are picking it up now, not the ones claiming you're a zombie.
Are you alive? What's happening? If this returns to me, I'll know it's fake news. If you get this, you'd better answer me and tell me what's going on.