Hogwarts Dawn

Harry Potter, Back From the Dead, AGAIN?
Hello, Bonjour, Hola and Welcome Scarlet Starlets. Have I got some juicy Goss for you!

You've all heard the rumors, and I'm here to put them to rest once and for all. Or rather, unrest, because they are all TRUE! Yes, Harry Potter, last Minister of Great Britain, Hero of the Second and Third British Wizarding War, and all around Bad Boy Harry Potter has come back from the dead again, and this time he's sexier than ever.

But how can this be Scarlet, I hear you all asking. Well hold still chickadees because this is a story and a half!

Just the other day a young, svelte, and deliciously scruffy Harry Potter was seen entering Gringotts Bank, the first wizard to do so since the Plague of 2030. He was accompanied, as always, by his trusty little sidekick Ron Weasley.

And what was the hunky hero doing at the bank? Why, taking all the Ministries carefully hoarded gold, that's what! You heard me right lovelies, the Undead Duo is back and they are planning on reviving the British Ministry. And not only that, they've taken over Hogwarts with a rag tag band of zombies from throughout wizarding history!

And you heard it here first folks! A whole undead gang loitering in the empty castle, scheming away. What this means for greater Europe this reporter can't say. Do they plan to infect us all with the deadly disease that destroyed them, only to use dark magic to revive us so we join their zombie hoard? This reporter says... Yes! So stay away from the English Channel and watch your backs babies!

I'll keep you, as always, updated with all the tasty Goss.

Until next time Lovelies,
The Scarlet Letter

Father. We need to talk.

Filtered to Hogwarts

Who the fuck is this Scarlet Letter? And Scarlet Starlets? How many are there? I've already gotten marriage proposals, death threats, requests for interviews.

Why didn't anyone tell us that these things are linked to the entire BLOODY WORLD? I feel this was an important detail to know.

Filtered to Kirley

The Room of Requirement won't let you use it as a club forever. So find a room large enough to turn into a club and turn it into a permanent club and show me first. I want to make sure it's safe. You can set up times and days of operation. Consider it your permanent position.

Hello boys. I was wondering - when London and Hogsmeade were searched, was any of the radio equipment collected from WWN? Broadcasting and listening both. If so, I'd like to fiddle with it.

Hello, Hogwarts. My name is Cho Chang.

The situation we've found ourselves in can be, mildly put, jarring. As such, I'll be extending my services, rest assured that they are certified, to anyone who may want counsel. Whether in person or over the journals is up to preference, though I'm currently looking into getting a room set up proper.