Hello, Bonjour, Hola and Welcome Scarlet Starlets. Have I got some juicy Goss for you!
You've all heard the rumors, and I'm here to put them to rest once and for all. Or rather, unrest, because they are all TRUE! Yes, Harry Potter, last Minister of Great Britain, Hero of the Second and Third British Wizarding War, and all around Bad Boy Harry Potter has come back from the dead again, and this time he's sexier than ever.
But how can this be Scarlet, I hear you all asking. Well hold still chickadees because this is a story and a half!
Just the other day a young, svelte, and deliciously scruffy Harry Potter was seen entering Gringotts Bank, the first wizard to do so since the Plague of 2030. He was accompanied, as always, by his trusty little sidekick Ron Weasley.
And what was the hunky hero doing at the bank? Why, taking all the Ministries carefully hoarded gold, that's what! You heard me right lovelies, the Undead Duo is back and they are planning on reviving the British Ministry. And not only that, they've taken over Hogwarts with a rag tag band of zombies from throughout wizarding history!
And you heard it here first folks! A whole undead gang loitering in the empty castle, scheming away. What this means for greater Europe this reporter can't say. Do they plan to infect us all with the deadly disease that destroyed them, only to use dark magic to revive us so we join their zombie hoard? This reporter says... Yes! So stay away from the English Channel and watch your backs babies!
I'll keep you, as always, updated with all the tasty Goss.
Until next time Lovelies,
The Scarlet Letter