Harry almost laughed at the responses he got, not because they were particularly funny, but because they had the same arrogance he had, not really asking but telling people what they should be doing.
"Very well." He kept his eyes on the two men and raised a finger, skipping his wand. If they were his children, they would know about his wandless magic. The Patronus appeared in solid form, before disappearing with no message. "Now, can we all relax? I know how insane the story you heard-" He turned to Teddy. "You did tell them, right?"
He looked at them again. "Al- Albus Severus, quite the name. I'm sorry for that one. However, both Dumbledore and Snape are here, so you can get to meet them. So are Dad and Sirius." He smiled. "Look, I know very little I say will make things better at the moment. You know someone who's your Dad and he doesn't look like me. I've noticed that the weirdest things make people accept that this is true. We can go inside, you guys can talk to everyone here, pick a room for the night, and tomorrow we can talk as much as you want. Or later tonight if that's what you want."