Sirius laughed loudly and raucously as Teddys pretend joke, then winked at him.
"Hilarious, you are! I'm busting my sides!"
Why would Harry have expected Teddy to be an Auror? No offense to Teddy, the kid was fantastic, but Sirius couldn't imagine anyone less suited to being an Auror. This gentle, adorable Hufflepuff who made pillow forts and killer doughnuts had no business fighting anyone!
Sirius grinned like his birthday had come early. Who should he make Teddy do? Bowie was his first thought, but what if Teddy didn't know what he was? He'd have to educate him at some point...
"Ooh, do me again! We can make all Moonys worst fears come true!" After all, what was more terrifying than two Sirius Blacks!