Billy-Willy (two can play at this game, you know!),
Well thank goodness you had that shoelace handy! You are certainly a man among men for braving and surviving all of that! I'm glad to hear that Victoire was able to make everything better.
Very good points about McGonagall and the school. I suppose Hogwarts is out of the running for location then!
I'll make a few different things, that way you both have options!