Don't those sorts of treks usually involve a few feet of snow and walking uphill both ways as well? I mean, that's clearly the only way it counts!
A paper cut? What sort of creature is mean enough to give someone a paper cut? That's just cruel, really. I hope it doesn't sting too much!
Well, weekends are always free. But if there's a particular weekday that's convenient for you and Victoire, I'm sure Trelawney would be okay with me skipping out for a few hours. Did I ever mention that I work at Hogwarts? Also, I would offer up a place, but since I live at the Castle, there's really not much to offer. Unless you and Victoire wanted to come here? I'm sure Headmistress McGonagall would love to see the two of you!
Does she have any preferences for flavour and/or type of sweet?