Opinion Poll: Say someone dumped like, half a shaker of salt on the breakfast their boyfriend just made. This is clearly just an appreciation of the flavorful magic of salt and not an insult to his cooking, right? I mean, the hash is still under the salt. There is clearly no reason to get huffy here.
Patrick No, I did not dump half a shaker of salt on breakfast when you turned around. Salt is your brother's trigger-word. Respond accordingly.