I gather that by now everyone's figured out something of what's going on here. This sort of thing has happened before, back in 2011. It should wear off within a couple weeks, but until then it's best to work out an arrangement with whoever you've found yourself tied to rather than testing it.
Is everyone okay after the initial chaos? I'm partnered with Loki, so if there are issues we can be there shortly.
Jacob, Izzy, James, Jeff Who are all of you with? Are you okay?