Who else needs one? We can print it out and carry them in our wallets, hahaha. We can even have group meetings which will be more like "This place sucks. I wanna go home. Fuck Empty Town. It's bullshit."-fests more than anything else, probably. And t-shirts. I need t-shirt ideas, guys. Who wants to help me design them?

Seriously, is this thing ever gonna end?