Bones made a kissy face in response, clearly unbothered. "You love me," he purred.
He nodded when Arjun offered the compromise. "I mean, if they're wandering around the wilderness and get lost and need rescue, they kind of have to be dickheads, right? I have never in my life thought 'man, what I really need is to go fuck off so deep into the woods I can't find my way out again.' and clearly the reason is that I'm a good person."