Helga's Hill Mod (helgashillmod) wrote in helgashillooc, @ 2013-05-31 13:04:00 |
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SAT |
Happy Birthday, Lavender Brown! |
SUN |
Happy birthday, Veronica Smethley! The Sunday Prophet speculates about who could be Orpington's secret child. This list includes the usual suspects (like Harry Potter, of course), as well as Helga's Hill residents Blaise Zabini, Humphrey Winfield-Hayes, Louisa Macnair, Ophelia Selwyn, and Tristan Montgomery. They get their photos on the front page of the paper. |
TUE |
The Helga's Hill Residents' Association announces the first ever HHRA Dance-A-Thon will be held on June 30th! |
WED |
The Full Moon. |
FRI |
Media reports that a source from within the DMLE has leaked information about Xavier Orpington's will. Specifically, that there isn't one. Later that day, the DMLE confirms this information. |
SAT |
Happy birthday, Andrei Capper (and Sabina)! Helga's Hill v. Diagon Alley at Diagon Alley. |
SUN |
Alicia Spinnet and Andrew Singh get into an arm wrestling match. Engorgement charms are employed. |
MON |
Gemma Alderton, columnist for Witch Weekly and Gideon Crumb superfan (and Tamara Crumb not superfan) writes a front page piece speculating that perhaps Adelaide Crumb is actually Orpington's love child and her hair ended up on the body when Tamara took care of him for attempting to tell her poor, cuckholded husband. There is no evidence to support this, but it is so sensational that both the WWN and The Daily Prophet pick up the theory by day's end. |
TUE |
Residents of Helga's Hill begin wearing pink or blue ribbons on their chests to denote whose side they have taken in the Wickersham/Davies divide. No one knows where they came from. Later it is revealed that Sylvie Fawcett distributed them for a lark. |
WED |
Happy Birthday, Hannah Abbott! |
FRI |
Henry Radford holds a birthday party for his daughter, Daisy. |
SAT |
Summons are sent to all residents of Helga's Hill who were not present in the crowd/questioned the night that Orpington was murdered, including Susan Bones, Veronica Smethley, and [Character Name] (all other characters who were not there). They are asked to make appointments to come into the DMLE for questioning at their earliest convenience. |
MON |
The third, and final, installment in Wayne Hopkins' parents' bestselling book series is released, breaking all previous Wizarding publishing sales records. |
WED |
The Daily Prophet claims to have irrefutable proof that Wenceslas Wickersham is Orpington's secret child. This comes as a surprise to his parents. |
THUR |
A paternity test performed on Wenceslas Wickersham refutes The Prophet's irrefutable proof. |
SAT |
Mr & Mrs Hopkins do a book signing in Helga's Hill, once again drawing huge crowds to the tiny but now notorious town. Fangirls (and fanboys!) in attendance include: Heidi MacDonald, Daphne Greengrass, Taliesyn Robards, Gawain Robards, Tamara Crumb, Sylvie Fawcett, Alexander Derrick, Louisa Macnair, Stella Chambers, Barney Dunstan, and [Character Name]. |
MON |
[Character Name] and [Character Name] get into a scuffle (verbal or otherwise) over which of them is going to win the Dance-A-Thon. |
WED |
Having performed the paternity test that Stephen Cornfoot requested, the private firm he hired owls him back the results. They confirm that he is, in fact, Xavier Orpington's son. Unfortunately for Stephen, the owl is a bit confused and the results are instead delivered to Ernie Macmillan. |
FRI |
HHRA Dance-A-Thon sign-up and registration fee deadline! Couples include: Barney Dunstan & Stella Chambers; Terence Higgs & Gwen Montgomery; Audrey Singh & Percy Weasley; Andrei Capper & Isolde Montgomery; Felicity Eastchurch & Taliesyn Robards; Sylvie Fawcett & Humphrey Winfield-Hayes; Ernie Macmillan & Tristan Montgomery; Susan Bones & Henry Radford; Hannah Abbott & Blaise Zabini; Katie Bell & Wendy Wickersham; [Character Name] & [Character Name]; and [Character Name] & [Character Name]. (And I can always add more! EVERYONE SHOULD DANCE.) |
SAT |
Helga's Hill v. Hogsmeade at Hogsmeade. |
SUN |
The Helga's Hill Residents' Association Dance-A-Thon! Couples must not stop dancing except during designated five minute rest periods every hour on the hour. Couples must always be in contact with their partner. If the judges (Parvati Patil and Veronica Smethley) see a couple stop dancing or break contact, the couple will be disqualified and asked to leave the dance floor. The last couple standing will split the winnings with the HHRA, who will use their share of the profits to throw more community events. However, after the winners are crowned, Alexander Derrick rushes on stage and announces that Stephen Cornfoot is Orpington's son and they've got the paternity test to prove it. |