Return Owl
The same way you thought it was okay to stick a picture of me in your journal and solicit for guys to hit on me. Heidi, I wanted to come and stay with you to take my mind off the fact I'd just broken up with Hugh. I really didn't need you telling the world my business.
Besides, we both know I could've said much worse about you. That Sylvie Fawcett girl seemed a bit too keen, but I didn't tell her about your daddy issues or anything important. (By the way, is she like that with everyone or does she have something personal against you? Because I can come and have words, if you want.)