Don't see why people would get offended by being written to out of boredom; beats being asked a favour, doesn't it?
Told you you should have come on a TerrorTour. I'm going to Atlantis tomorrow. Not so terrifying but suitably mysterious. It's booked out but if you really want to go you can stow away in my trunk. But you better make sure you can do a Bubblehead charm because my waterproof charms haven't been put under a rigorous test yet.