I have mixed feelings about this story. I realize that that it’s a crack!fic, but still, since it’s in the EWE catalogue, it’s an bit too fanon-y/AU for my taste. Your Harry is a bit more OOC than I’d like.
Eg : He'd not been able to keep Lucius from serving an 18-month sentence in Azkaban
Why would Harry want to get Lucius of his (rather slight) sentence?? Personally I think it would be more believable for Harry to want Lucius to get what was coming to him ... not in a malicious way, but the guy did some pretty appalling things, so I don’t think that Harry would be all that willing to forgive and forget. But since this is a fanon story and the characters aren’t really meant to be characterized as in the books, I realize that I’m just nitpicking.
I liked that Harry mentioned Cinderella! That was my first thought, when I read the title. =) Theresa Loop was fun, too.