I liked so much about this story! Wonderful little details (Scorpius as the bratty young Malfoy was especially good, tormenting peacocks and Goyle equally) and you had some fantastic lines that had me giggling (Draco knowing how to take care of a cock stands out). Very well written.
My only complaint was the leap from "I'm not gay" to "I'm being buggered and liking it." It felt a bit jarring, which distracted me from an otherwise amazing story. I think my preference would have been to introduce Draco to gay sex through something less extreme.
But aside from that, I thought you did a great job with this. And I don't think I've ever liked Theodore Nott as much as I did here!