Really, if Chris thought their first encounter was all that bad, he better hope that someone never put a hit out on him. She had been infinitely nicer to him than any of her targets, or anyone who just happened to be in the mood to piss her off. Hell, she was not human, so there was none of that 'humanity' that people could rag her about. Though Nox seemed to have some of that somewhere, and she was the odd one out in her family.
"You can get chastity belts for the menfolk, sweetheart." she said cheerfully. And if they couldn't, she was sure she could figure one out. That would certainly be a fun project. But really he was much too attractive to be keeping it in his pants anyway. "And I can understand your stomach being a little ick at that. Sure a hot guy's one thing, but your bear wasn't exactly top shelf material."
Hesper looked at him, clearly amused when he stumbled that out. "What was that you just said?" she teased, leaning in closer and putting a hand to her ear. "I couldn't quite hear it. Was that a 'Yes Hesper, I'd love you to keep pretending your my girlfriend'? Cause it sounded awful like it." They were getting closer to the diner and she was just having too much fun. It was a good start to the day, really.