Harry Loves Draco

Original poster: el_em_en_oh_pee

title THE SHIP THAT WOULDN'T SINK.
author el_em_en_oh_pee
pairingharry/draco, among others. i think. :| references to everything, really(namely harry/padma and draco/everyone) :| plus, we totally know thatms. black's portrait, the fat lady, and sir cadogen are totally gettingit on in one of the kitchen scenes, even though it's not mentioned.
warnings crack. crack crack crack. parodies of fandom, fanon, canon, and angst about DH coming out. also, did i mention crack? :|
wordcount 1,252
rating idk; pg-14 i guess? it's really not that explicit or anything, only the crack will kill. so.
disclaimer i do not own hp or anything related. hecticity and pinkelephant42provided me with the list of classic H/D writers/artists off the top oftheir heads. i did not ask permission of these writers/artists toinclude their names, nor do i own them/they own harry potter, etc. :|no offense intended in the use of their names, i promise.
summary Harry had tried everything:telling Draco that his own anal virginity was a horcrux, slipping himlove potions in his morning coffee, and serenading him late at nightwith the Spanish guitar he just happened to play like a songbird.
a/nthis is unforgivable. really. crack, and ooc-ness, and a completeparody of ship wars and the flurries to 'get it all out' before DeathlyHollows comes out in July.
(but! it was loads of fun to write!) for hpqfac, no beta.

(THE SHIP THAT WOULDN'T SINK)

Original poster: rurounihime
Title: The Road (5/?)
Author: </a></b></a>rurounihime
Rating: hard R when all is said and done…
Pairing: H/D eventually
Summary: In the midst of a disintegrating war, Harry awaits the arrival of the Order’s last hope.
Warning: violence, character death, spoilers for all books
Disclaimer: The HP characters and most of the spellwork do not belong to me.

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