FIC: Giant Squid Is a Dirty Slasher (H/D; NC-17; 6300) Original poster: faithwood
Title: Giant Squid Is a Dirty Slasher Author: faithwood Beta: The amazing dysonrules, who deserves a mountain of cookies for betaing this. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DARLING! Please note that I played with this some more, so all remaining mistakes are mine. Pairing: Harry/Draco, Harry/Draco/Giant Squid Rating: NC-17 Word Count: ~6300 Status: COMPLETE Summary: All Harry wanted was a peaceful midnight swim. He didn't want to be disturbed by Malfoy. Or the squid. Warnings: If you saw the pairing and you still didn't run away, I think you're safe, but just to be clear: this is crack, the tentacles get into all sorts of places uninvited. You should probably skip this if you plan to take it seriously and if you're not in a pervy mood. Note Defense: 1. This was written for a prompt that demanded the giant squid and tentacle porn. 2. I'm sick and I have a fever. 3. Fever, OKAY!? 4. Maggie, I love you. I hope this won't backfire on you and that you'll like it! ♥