Title: Business As Usual Author: </a></b></a>nishizono Pairing: Draco/Harry Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: Sadly, they aren't mine.
Summary:This is the tale of how Harry Potter rescued Draco Malfoy from anexistential crisis, wherein Draco is a chav, Ron's sexual orientationis questioned, Snape takes points for the abject abuse of alliteration,and our hero is prone to random tourettic fits in the middle of theGreat Hall.
Author's Notes: After reading the summary,I'm sure you won't believe me when I tell you this isn't crack, but Imean it. There are certainly some elements that will verge on thatgenre, but as a whole, the story itself is not. This hasn't beenbeta'ed, so please feel free to point out any mistakes.