[09 Feb 2008|09:01am] suntzu_s Holy Mother of a Hamster, I made this then promptly turned into Steve Martin and became decidedly unfunny. Whoops! So perhaps I should drop some banana skins about the place to encourage the slap-stick? Anyways, I’m dropping the word Peel out there in the hope of crack!bunnies biting for you all and because life is like a box of chocolates I leave you all with a drabble (though I’m fairly certain Forrest Gump didn’t actually say that). Title: Muggle History Author: suntzu_s Word Count: 152 Rating: PG Pairing: Harry/Ron (ish) Prompt: Dick and bonus points if Richard the Third can be worked in to it Warnings: Mild Crack Disclaimer: I don’t own them and I didn’t say I’d use my own prompt,either. ( Read more... ) post comment

Welcome Post [27 Dec 2007|12:01pm] suntzu_s Do you write Lucius Malfoy/Vacuum Attachment? Filch/Potter? Did you just have to write that fic where Harry lost his trousers at an inappropriate moment? Do you like the preverbal custard pie in Bellatrix’s mush? Is your Sirius Black really Stubby Boardman? Do you like cake? Have nowhere to post it? Then fear not! You have found the right place! Rules for Membership 1) Members should be over the age of 18 and be human. No trolls unless they are in the dudgeon or dating Severus Snape . 2) A Posting Template should be used because I’m lazy and it makes it easier to /find/read/look at the crack you like 3) All entries should use a LJ-cut 4)Everything is welcome be it Gen/Het/Crossover/Slash/Stupid. All I ask is that everything is clearly labelled   5) Commenting: Yes please, but remember no heckling! If you’ve nothing nice to say then don’t say it If you need anything like cake or have any questions then ask in any mod post or send some psychic vibes or something I thank you! post comment

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