You've gotta be kidding, lady! I loved this. Giggled through a good part of it, and yet you still managed to capture Walter's creepiness in the last paragraphs. I could probably quote this all day and say how much I loved it ♥
--> Sitting on a couch, looking like he damn well owned the place, was Walter Sullivan.
I think that would have to be my favorite line. The whole thing is really, really good, though <3 And don't worry about being late! D: It was so worth it.