Rave (cheloya) wrote in happenstance, @ 2007-09-19 17:09:00 |
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Entry tags: | bleach, final fantasy vii, hellsing, my*boss my*hero, tsubasa reservoir chronicle, xxxholic |
[Multifandom] One-Liners; 16/09/07
Just a reminder to assume that any fandoms you see in here probably contain spoilers to their latest chapter.
Listed alphabetically by fandom; crossovers first. This week included a drabble offer, so those are listed as well.
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Crossovers
Horitsuba; Kuro/Fai, Dou/Wata + double date! ( eclectify)
Somehow, he’d known it would be like this. Whenever Yuuko-san said she had something fun for him, she meant ‘something mortifying’, and this was certainly that.
The mage grinned, and raised a hand. "Good to see you again! Isn’t it, Kuro-wan?" The ninja muttered something with a dark expression; Watanuki was pretty sure it wasn’t agreement.
Doumeki bowed and introduced himself, and sat down, leaving Watanuki the hard part of the conversation.
"Ah, Fai-san, this is..."
"Your boyfriend?"
"Ahaha… well, no, not, not, he’s actually—"
"That’s right."
It had only been a matter of time before the screaming began.
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Bleach
Division Eleven + no pants! ( tokoyami)
It started perfectly normally: Renji opened the door, opened his mouth, started to say, "All right, you bastards, who the hell’s got the forms I’ve been waiting on?" and stopped on ‘who’ because the scene in front of him could not possibly be real.
One of the more responsible men shuffled forward and attempted to salute without letting go of the lower hem of his shirt.
Renji’s expression must have been something to see. "What the fuck? Where are all your—"
The man coughed, looked even more uncomfortable. "Yumichika-san."
Ah, thought Renji, feeling his eye twitch. That explained it.
Kenpachi, Yachiru + no candy for breakfast ( tokoyami)
The tantrums had been long and fierce, but finally they came to an understanding: she could have candy for breakfast on the days she left Ikkaku and Yumichika hobbling (the third and fifth seats of the Eleventh Division were slightly less pleased with this than Kenpachi was).
Division Ten, Division Eleven + who's taking responsibility for this ( tokoyami)
Hitsugaya surveyed the room, found blond hair, and waded across the floor full of Eleventh Division members that Matsumoto had already drunken under the table in order to grab his vice captain's elbow: "We're leaving," he said shortly, "And you can be the one to explain to Zaraki-taichou why none of his men are fit for duty tomorrow except his vice-captain and his fifth-seat."
Yumichika, Yachiru + conspiracy ( tokoyami)
For the week before her massive, division-encompassing birthday party, Yachiru was convinced that there was some kind of conspiracy afoot; Frilly Brows had taught her all about conspiracies (as well as conditioning and hygiene and things like that) and she spent most of her week trying to extract information from her division mates (while Yumichika went about taking care of all of the actual organisation, because he would never dream of leaving it to the - admittedly charming - dolts either below or above him).
Division Eleven + Zaraki Does Not Eat Babies ( tokoyami)
"Don't be silly, Abarai-kun," Yumichika chirped, settling himself and his bar stool uncomfortably close; "He's not raising Yachiru-chan as an emergency food supply!"
Hitsugaya, Kenpachi + respect ( tokoyami)
He'd grown unconsciously accustomed to the respect that was given to him simply for possessing one of the rarest and hardest to please zanpakutou in the history of Soul Society, so when he discovered that Zaraki Kenpachi just didn't care, it was at the same time a relief, and a bit of a blow.
Matsumoto, Yumichika, Yachiru + not that one ( tokoyami)
It had been a long hard day already, and if the three of them didn't stop giving each other those goddamn identical dubious expressions whenever he came out of the goddamn dressing room, then Ikkaku was going the fuck home, afternoon with Rangiku's breasts be damned.
Ishida, Ichigo, Chad + please don't ( tokoyami)
A moment of silence greeted that particular statement, and then the other three said, as one, please don't -- it took another fifteen seconds for Keigo's ears to catch up with his mouth, and to launch into a shrieking fit about just how much Mizuiro shouldn't say shit like that when he wasn't listening.
Orihime + dragons ( tokoyami)
Ichigo blinked at the sudden warning, and then yelped as, from the side, a burst of flame nearly incinerated his character; "Flamethrowers," Tatsuki muttered absently, not noticing her ill-timing, "She means flamethrowers, not dragons."
Karakura Dorks + ice cream ( tokoyami)
There was general grief in the circle; Orihime because she was mourning the cessation of the All Purpose Snack Food Combat Force Super Cone promotion, and the rest of them because it was kind of hard not to feel incredibly uncomfortable when Orihime was sad about something.
Division Eleven + household chores ( tokoyami)
"No," Yumichika explained sweetly, "Fukutaichou's job is to make mess and not help with the cleaning; mine is to make the room look beautiful despite the mess until you've finished."
Ichigo/Tatsuki + "Sure you're a chick?" ( haku)
It’d been hard enough to believe that Tatsuki was a real girl when they were in martial arts together as children, although maybe it shouldn’t have been, since all the women in Ichigo’s life at that point were either amazing and strong, or painfully adorable. Tatsuki very clearly remained in the latter category then, and she certainly fell into the latter category now.
"You sure you’re a girl?" he dared to ask, and tried to ignore how his breath hitched when she sank her teeth briefly into the flesh around his nipple.
Her smile was always feral. "Sure you’re not?"
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Final Fantasy VII
Reeve/Scarlet + the bar scene ( phoenixstorm)
Probably two hours after that brief gesture, an island of sanity in the middle of a long and hideously loud night, Reeve made his excuses and escaped from the table of lower-level technicians, leaving behind the wreckage of an earlier, boredom-induced tower of coasters. He was halfway to the door when something bright red latched onto his arm, laughing, waving, and escorting him forcefully out into the street.
Once there, Scarlet let go of him immediately, and jerked her chin at him. "Thanks for the excuse," she said, lips quirked.
"Um," he said. "You’re welcome?"
They went their separate ways.
Zack, Aeris + good old days ( rallamajoop)
The doors burst open, and the boy ran in, eyes and grin wide and bright. "Aeris! You in here? Aeris!"
She was there, of course. She stepped carefully onto the floorboards, to prevent him from clumsily uprooting her garden in his excitement.
"Aeris, guess what?"
Her eyes crinkled. "You got in?" As though she couldn’t guess. It was all he’d talked about, for weeks.
"I got in!" he crowed in agreement, and swooped forward to wrap his arms around her. She closed her eyes and leaned into him, and tried not to think of the war instead of his achievement.
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Hellsing
Integra/Enrico + poppycock ( blackeyedpotato)
"Poppycock. I’m not that stupid, captain."
"It’s the truth," Pip affirmed gleefully. "She may act cold, but the roses are still on the mantel in her office."
"I don’t believe you," she sniffed on her way out, and immediately belied this by finding Walter and asking whether he minded if she took Integra her supper today. The lady of the house raised an eyebrow when she came through the door, asked if something was wrong, and Seras was about to answer when she saw the card nestled amongst the roses.
She smiled, shook her head. "Nothing at all, Sir Integra."
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MY*BOSS MY*HERO
Makio/Jun + something about growing up ( peroxidepest17)
It was just one of those things, like graduating, like getting a job, like your voice breaking, like getting taller. Just one of those things. It happened to everyone. But, Jun thought, that didn't make it any easier.
Made it harder, in fact. To know that Makki had probably — definitely — done all this already, years ago. Probably lots of times. Although he suspected Makki had never quite come at it from this angle. Being so... tall, and everything.
And staring at him expectantly.
So.
"Makki..." And he didn’t mean to sigh it like that. Really. "Want to see a movie?"
Kazu, Makio/Jun + passing it on ( peroxidepest17)
If he had the vocabulary, Makio would have been wondering whether Sakuranan-- whether Jun's disease was communicable, as he walked wide-eyed and somewhat dazed away from a front door and the most embarrassingly soft kiss he'd ever received.
Mikio/Kazu + sexual harrassment ( peroxidepest17)
Probably the first thing that should have occurred to him when Mikio brushed past him in a hallway, altogether too close and teasing, was that it was a bit pre-emptive to (respectfully) tell the other young master that no matter how much he wanted to be Boss, no matter what he offered, Kazu would never betray Aniki that way.
Makio/Jun + honeymoon phase ( peroxidepest17)
The first time Mikio laughed and mentioned a 'honeymoon phase', Makio wasn't sure exactly what he was talking about; when Kazu hesitantly explained it to him, there was a well-aimed punch, ninety seconds of intense thought, and then, profoundly, a decision that the bastard was just jealous of his happiness (Kazu agreed very profusely from the floor).
Makio/Jun + teenage guys ( peroxidepest17)
As Jun rationalised afterward, pink and slightly nervous, it was something all teenage guys did, ne, so Makki shouldn't be ashamed or anything, and (in a very small voice) Jun wouldn't mind trying it again; it was something all teenage guys did, and it wasn't until after maybe the fourth or fifth time that it occurred to Makio (as it had surely already occurred to Jun) that Makio was not a teenager.
Mikio, Makio/Jun + training ( peroxidepest17)
"Eh?" Jun asked, wide-eyed, and clearly intrigued despite himself - Mikio-niisan had a very interesting way of looking at the world; "Train him?"
Jun, Kazu (Mikio/Jun) + favourite foods ( peroxidepest17)
Much wheedling, cajoling, and praising of Kazu as the only person to really know Makki that well later, the two of them were squirrelled away in a corner of the kitchen, teaching Jun how to make all the things Kazu put into Makio's bentou.
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Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
Kurogane, Fai + midnight ( chibify)
He woke suddenly, but didn’t open his eyes. Didn’t move while he tried to feel out what had woken him. Slit his eyes open. Seeing nothing, opened them completely, and sat up, peering around at innocuous darkness.
They were all asleep. No movement. No attack. Everything just as it should be.
He scowled, lay down again. And it was then, on eye-level with the mage the next futon over, that he realised what had changed.
He closed his eyes again. The sound of the mage’s breathing, no longer muffled and pressed facedown into his pillow, would take getting used to.
Kurogane, Yuui + who you were doesn't matter ( squeakelala)
"So."
The mage’s shoulders stiffened with the word. He hadn’t realised the ninja was awake, which was as it should be. The kids were elsewhere, helping their benefactors, thankfully having taken the manjuu with them.
The mage turned toward him, uncertain, but no longer afraid.
"What do I call you?"
Blue eye lowered. Shaggy head turned away. "Whatever you like."
He couldn’t reach to grip the thin, pale arm, but he didn’t need to; Kurogane could grab with his voice, with his growling. "What do I call you?"
Painfully. "...Yuui."
Satisfied. The long-overused name could rest.
"Then, call me Kurogane."
Fai, Kurogane + blood ( squeakelala)
They'd developed something of a system, between Tokyo and Ceres, but after that the concept of taking blood from Kurogane suddenly seemed that much more intimate, that much more intoxicating, and Yuui had no way of knowing whether it seemed that way to the swordsman, also.
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xxxHOLiC
Doumeki, Watanuki + truth or dare ( lunargeography)
"What the hell do you think you're doing, asking a question like that in the middle of a game of truth or dare?" Watanuki sputtered. "Isn't it obvious? Haven't I spelled it out? Repeatedly? For years? There was no need for you to bring it up like that in the middle of the game, especially with Himawari-chan there! She thinks we're 'such good friends', remember? Did you want to make her feel bad?"
"You said you hated me," Doumeki pointed out. "It wouldn't have made her feel bad if you hadn't lied."
"NOT A LIE," Watanuki shrilled, bright red.
Doumeki, Watanuki + Zashiki Warashi ( lunargeography)
Strangely, it wasn't the fact that Watanuki had gone to great lengths to retrieve his soul that first clued him in (Watanuki would do that for nearly anybody, simply because he'd feel guilty if he did not), but the pink-cheeked well-wishes of the Zashiki Warashi.
Syaoran, Yuuko + remembrance ( eclectify)
It was not fair to take or to give more than one had, respectively, given or received, but this time, Yuuko was willing to let some of the payment slide - if Syaoran-kun didn't have his memories of the princess, after all, he might not have the drive to follow through with the journey to retain her memories - which were, after all, a part of his wish.