[Multifandom] One-Liners; 18/03/2007 Arranged alphabetically by fandom.
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Crossovers
FFVII/PSOH; Papa D/Reno + penguins and booze ( phoenixstorm) D hadn't expected the Turk to take up the penguins' suggestion that they dance together, but then, he hadn't realised that the other man had already been so inebriated when he arrived that one more drink would send him over the edge and into dancing territory.
Bleach/PSOH; Papa D/Noitra/Vesca + ribbons ( benizakura) He'd thought the ribbons were a little weird, to be honest, and the fact that they were currently preventing him from figuring out which touches were D's and which were Noitra's was not changing his mind.
Bleach/PSOH; Noitra/Vesca + no escape routes ( benizakura) A long-haired shadow loomed in the hall, and maybe if he hadn't spent his whole life hunting D down, he could have pretended they were similar - they weren't, not really - but there was nowhere to go but onward, and very little he could do, as spidery hands reached for him, but let them do exaactly as they willed.
Bleach/PSOH; Papa D/Vesca + "You should do something about that pet of yours." ( benizakura) Technically not a crossover, but related to the new OT3 on the block. D trills with laughter at the suggestion, drifting closer to his disheveled and clearly uncomfortable lover - he is merely the proprietor, after all, and the pet does not belong to him in the least.
Bleach/PSOH; Papa D/Noitra/Vesca + Aizen ( benizakura) Noitra had gone oddly silent, and D looked like he was waiting for something, but it was Vesca who solved the problem: "We're fuckin' closed," he pointed out to the sinister white-clad man, and the petshop took care of the rest.
Bleach/PSOH; Papa D/Noitra + extended visit ( benizakura) And when the soul - not a man - was gone, D laid his hand atop Noitra's head, smoothing back from the forehead, and moved to kiss his hairline, softly; "Perhaps it would be wise to stay indoors for a time."
Bleach/PSOH; Papa D/Noitra/Vesca + morning after ( benizakura) D was an early riser, no matter the situation; Vesca had known this in theory, but waking up to a sinister chuckle as he sleepily tried to burrow his face into Noitra's shoulder was a proof he was pretty sure he could have lived without.
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Final Fantasy X
Lulu/Rikku + protection ( phoenixstorm) "Well," Rikku mumbled, flicking through spheres as the black mage raised one brow, "I figured since you've got the offensive more than covered, I'd back Yunie up with the defense."
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Final Fantasy VII
Yuffie and Tifa + lemonade ( tokoyami) Yuffie could not legitimately pout when Tifa handed her a lemonade instead of an alcoholic beverage, because this was Tifa's home-made lemonade and Tifa's home-made anything was pretty much guaranteed to make you wish you had eight stomachs.
Yuffie, Red and Vincent + crack team ( tokoyami) Yuffie was pretty sure they oughta have a TV show, if that wouldn't involve bein' paid by Shinra-managed broadcasting companies (and, y'know, not saving the world) - they had the instincts, they had the fashion sense (beads and feathers counted), and even if neither Red nor Vincent had her sexy bod, Red was the smart one and Vincent was alternately the cool one with the swishy cloak, and the animal sidekick.
Yuffie and Vincent + stigmatise ( tokoyami) She grits her teeth and tells it to him calmly: "Don't try to make me feel worse than I already do about the whole thing - I'm not gonna be ashamed of doing everything I can for what I love."
Yuffie and Reeve (or Cait Sith) + candid ( tokoyami) There was a brief silence and then twin howls of horror - by this, Vincent knew that Cait Sith had happened upon Yuffie in a state of undress again.
Yuffie and Aeris + oversimplify ( tokoyami) Aeris taught Yuffie that the secret to winning every single argument was not to just keep pestering; Aeris taught Yuffie that the secret to winning every single argument was to boil the options right down to the bare bones and work from there, because after a while Cloud gave up on the logic and just gave you (or gave Aeris, anyway) whatever the hell you wanted.
Yuffie and Cloud + ripple ( tokoyami) Her consolation prize for being the only girl Cloud didn't want to take on a date was that she was the only one he bought an ice cream cone; it may have only been to shut her up for five minutes, but it was pretty damn good.
Yuffie and Cid + humility ( tokoyami) "No," she told him, "no, no, n-ngk, no, NO, you are not better than me ju-agh just because you don't-- you don't--" and her point was lost as she vomited all over his shoes, but at least she took the boots down with her.
Yuffie and Barret + stalwart ( tokoyami) She can't lift him and she can't get his hand unclenched from around her own, but she can grit her teeth harder and find her fucking potion fucking faster fuck and tell him that if he doesn't keep his goddamn self awake for five more minutes, Marlene'll gut him with the ice scoop.
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Inuyasha
Sesshoumaru/Rin + smoochy pooh It was a joke; it had to be - no matter what Kagome said, Rin just couldn't ever see Sesshoumaru-sama responding to a nickname like that (and also it might be the straw that breaks Jaken-sama's heart and she doesn't want to take over the Staff of Heads; it doesn't like her).
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Petshop of Horrors
Papa D/Vesca + a token of gratitude ( benizakura) Vesca stood very still and tried not to think, or look at D, while the Chinese man purred and cooed and asked, sweetly arch, "Whatever can I do to repay you?"