[Multifandom] One-Liners
Changing the formatting of these posts a little - because if I wrote them for you, chances are you've already read them, and if you're just popping in, chances are you're after a specific fandom, not stalking a specific person's requests. :D;
Antique Bakery
Late-night Double-Feature Picture-Show ( blackeyedpotato) Tachibana had only one question for Ono as the film began to roll and their costumed wait-staff began moving stealthily among the tables (well... Eiji was stealthy, at any rate), and it was not are you sure this is a good idea? - it was how the hell did you talk Chikage into a corset?
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Battle Royale
Kazuo Kiriyama + token ( blackeyedpotato) He took no token as he took them down; this was not something to celebrate, merely something that had to be done.
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Bleach
Hitsugaya/Yachiru + cotton candy ( catalysis) At first, Hitsugaya thought that giving Kusajishi-fukutaichou the cotton candy he'd been handed was a good idea; by the time he realised how expensive the sweet treats were getting, it was already far too late.
[MS] Hana/Ganjyu + hop on! ( squeakelala) It was only after they had ascertained that if Hanatarou held onto his back, he would fall off, that Ganjyu (with the kid sheepishly between his thighs) began to seriously reconsider this whole ride-giving thing.
Hana/Ganjyu + kiss it better ( squeakelala) The one good thing about having the crap beaten out of him by his 'nee-san was the assurance that Hanatarou would softly, smilingly offer to kiss it better afterward.
Hana/Ganjyu + squeeze ( squeakelala) Ganjyu always left him breathless - whether from an embrace so tight it crushed his lungs and made his bones crunch, or from other things.
[MS] Hana/Ganjyu, Tetsu + surprising ( tsukishine) When Tetsu walked into the office at the end of his shift, stopped, turned slowly red, and left again, his first rather shaky thought was that it was surprising; not the particular person the kid had chosen, not even really the locale - just that Hanatarou was doing it on company time.
Kuukaku, Hana/Ganjyu + oh NO YOU DON'T ( tsukishine) "Dinner-- with 'nee--" Ganjyu sounds like he's caught Hanatarou's nervous habit; "BUT, SHE'LL EAT YOU."
Hana/Ganjyu, Yumichika + pearls of wisdom ( tsukishine) Yumichika takes one look at them and opens his mouth, and Ganjyu just knows he's going to say something about Ganjyu being too ugly for the little guy or something, but Yumichika surprises them both by reaching out and patting Hanatarou on the head; "A little more time in the sun," he assures them, "will do wonders."
Hana/Ganjyu + first time ( tsukishine) Hanatarou will always remember their first time, but more than that he will remember the time before - the time when, slobbering drunk and generally incapable, Ganjyu had still had the presence of mind to realise he had no presence of mind, and had settled for holding the smaller man close and licking his neck on occasion.
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Final Fantasy VII
Elena + holding it in ( tokoyami) She held it in well when they were on the job, managed to refrain from making comment all through that first and hardest year, but when the relative peace was upon them, she could hold it in no more: "Reno. Get your feet off of my desk."
Reno + long night ( tokoyami) It took a long damn night for Reno to get sick of poker, and right now he wanted to burn the deck, the table, and everyone in the bar (present company excluded, of course).
Rude + sleepless ( tokoyami) There were few things that left Rude sleepless; the strained silence just before a storm was one of them.
The Turks + The Turks Hate You ( tokoyami) The Turks as a whole had always thought Professor Hojo of the Science Department should take the proverbial swim in concrete boots, and it wasn't until they met and came to understand Vincent Valentine that they really understood this immediate dislike: once a Turk, always a Turk; all for one and one for all.
Rudae and Elena + cover ( tokoyami) Elena was still a little weirded out by this, but she supposed you could only hang around with Reno for so long before certain side-effects took hold: "Start with the bridge of your nose," she advised her bald companion, "and move out across your cheeks and toward your hairline - not that you have to worry about tide marks..." They did not need to speak to get the job done; with no more than a glance and the scantest nod from her partner, Elena knew that when she stepped outside the storehouse, Rude would have her back.
Reno and Vincent + disagreement ( tokoyami) They were very different people: Vincent was not one to make his discontent widely-known, but the first time Reno caught him glaring (and they were around enough people to protect him; Reno wasn't stupid), he got in the other man's face, tilted back his head (because Valentine was still taller than him, damn him and his ancient, pointy shoes) and demanded, "You got a problem, Valentine?"
Yuffie/Vincent + lactose intolerance (Anonymous poster from last week? :D;) Yuffie had never thought she'd be holding Vincent's hair while he barfed into a sink, but apparently lactose intolerance was one of those things about the Wutaian heritage that were simply inescapable, no matter how immortal you were.
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Fruits Basket
Student Council, Mabudachi Trio + condolences ( blackeyedpotato) As Ayame told Kakeru that he could not possibly have something as unfashionable as a Power Ranger suit made in the snake's store, as Nao raged and flailed in the face of Shigure's ridiculousness and Machi quietly shredded another serviette, Hatori eyed Yuki levelly from the other side of the table and said, quietly, "My condolences."
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H2G2
Zaphod/Trillian + Let's bounce! ( blackeyedpotato) She had not actually thought he was speaking literally, and how he had gotten hold of it in the first place was a mystery all its own, but there was a trampoline set in the floor of the Heart of Gold and he was grinning at her hopefully.
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Harry Potter
Ron/Hermione/Draco + coincidence ( blackeyedpotato) It was either coincidental or very, very telling, Hermione thought, that despite the separation in circumstances, despite the enmity, despite the vast differences in the way that each boy thought about the world, they were evenly matched in their various levels of idiocy.
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Loveless
Yuiko + consuming one's own head ( blackeyedpotato) Watching from the park bench, Ritsuka had to know: "What on earth did you say to her to get her to try to do that?"
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Ouran Highschool Host Club
Tamaki/Haruhi + genius Tamaki's glee at his ingenious plan to use mistletoe to get Haruhi to kiss him was somewhat muted by the fact that the twins had decided she owed the rest of them kisses as well.
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Sandman
Desire, Delirium + chemicals "The only difference between your chemicals and mine," it tells her with a soft-lipped smirk, "is that mine, dear sister, are natural."