Oh confusing. In my world there's 13 months to a common year, each with 32 days, except for Ick which has 16. 8 days to a week, 4 weeks to a month, simple enough even a copper can remember it.
I was having a nice night off duty with Cheery at our favourite pub, we'd just ordered another round, and then blam, here I was. I was really looking forward to that next Screaming Orgasm, too. Bugger.