Headed to the Mortuary? Me too, name's BJ. I can tell you're a ghoul that can handle herself. I like that. You a fan of coffins or graves, I could do either. I've got this sweet little spot picked out in the moonlight... you're gonna love it.
Yeah, that Jack guy, right? A little stiff. Maybe we can figure out a way to grease his gears a little. Or you know, get rid of him!
No seriously, this isn't so bad, especially with ol' BJ looking out for ya. What do ya say, sweetie?