Oliver passed on the joint Roger handed to him and stood up to put an arm around Alicia. She was obviously getting way too pissed about this.
"No one has any expectations on you Al, relax for Godric's sake. Roger is proud to take a hit for a lady."
Roger shot him a look but Oliver didn't feel like smack Spinnet with a beer bottle to get her to stop hitting Roger.
"'Sides Rog is a good guy, you both have mad skills which are not quite equal to mine. A gentleman never shags and tells, that's why you don't know how skilled I am."
Sadly, Roger was a bit clingy and whiny, he also needed protecting. Not that Ol didn't love him anyway...