"Wouldn't think of it," Severus said calmly. Even he knew when to stop poking the bear about certain things. "But count your blessings, don't you get along well with your parents?"
The closest person Severus had to family anymore was...well, Albus. But he didn't count, not when you were someone who put so much value into blood like Severus was.
"Erm...." He looked somewhere between weary and uncomfortable. "It's not quite something I think about often. Honestly, how does one convert their likes for one sex into what would be their likes for the other?" He eyed the bottle she had offered. "This might help." He took it, and drank deeply.
As incredibly straight as he was, this topic intrigued him. And scared him a little.
"Who would you pick? If you were seeking a woman as opposed to a man, that is."