Nell, Natalia, they were both females with similar names. "Sorry," Fisher said, though he didn't really mean it. "Okay then, you should find a girl to replace her. Ooh! Or find yourself a tranny, and confuse the shit outta her. Is that a guy with James, or a girl? Did I make him gay? What the fuck is going on?? Zomigod I broke him!" He cackled. "MEssing with people is fun."
Fisher loved puns. He couldn't help it. You had to be intelligent to tell them, and to get them, even if they were as awful as fish puns. "I don't care who you are, that was funny," he said defensively. "If you're my friend you have to appreciate a good- okay, or a bad- pun." He was still tickled by his own ridiculousness.
"But getting back to my original point," he continued, "why haven't you moved on? You make it sound like it's been years since this all went down. SO why not find yourself a nice skank and live your life?"