ANON#004: Bromance 2.0?!? I've read all your loving (and not so loving) letters to me these past few days and here is my response to those, as well as to the management's attempt at erasing all traces of me from the network...
Oh please. Stop whining about how unfair this is or how people of your kind don't deserve to be treated like this. People don't deserve to die for working up until their old age to survive in the shanties just behind these fucking skyscrapers and yet they still do. So don't hound me about opening the lid to your secret affairs. Don't do shit you know you'll regret.
On a sweeter note, don't you just love long-lasting friendships? I know I do. Which was why I wasn't surprised to find these two bonding in secret. I didn't recognize them instantly because they were both wearing hats and face masks. But their eyes were very telling. I'm not showing you their eyes but maybe you'll know who these are anyway because I am 100% sure they will admit to their sins down in the comments section.
I'm not gonna say much other than the fact that one of them had this weird, wanting look in his eyes. Like, he literally couldn't keep his eyes away from the other person's face. Can't blame him, TBH.