Teagan shook her head head. "No, you don't," she said with a laugh. "You really suck at playing straight. You should be lucky, you're not in the closet."
She smiled. "A lot of people want to be perfect, but what they don't realize is no one else wants them to be perfect. Perfect is boring. Perfect is too predictable," she said, meaning it. "I find it a lot more entertaining and amusing to associate with the imperfect majority."
She laughed. "Oh yeah, maybe I will. In the most appropriate ways possible."