Sam laughed and shook his head. He wouldn't mind if circumstances were totally different. He never got the opportunity to turn a gay man and how awesome would it be. He would totally flaunt that. Of course, he knew that Evan was joking and he totally was not in a position to do that. Though...maybe he could convince Oliver in a threesome....
"You're damn tempting, Evan but I just can't. That would be using you and I respect you too much for that. Now are we going to go out and have a night on the town or what? I'll let you pick up some girl to turn your attentions to."