Evan grinned. "You'd be sad? Wouldn't you love to teach some straight guy the ways of sex for gay men? Don't you want to be my teacher, Sam? I'm sure you can tell me if I'm a bottom or top rather than me already knowing?" he asked, teasing. "And maybe I don't want some big boy who likes bad boys named Eric. Maybe I just like guys like Sam who apparently is unattainable."