Sam gave a triumphant smirk. "Of course I know that. I've said it a time or two before." He believe his intellect was quite obvious and he enjoyed it.
"I think I need to know if there was an unrequited love here. I don't want to torture you. It would be mean and it would possibly ruin the friendship. I would not want that." Not to mention that he did have a boyfriend. Also, he didn't believe for a second that Evan really was that into him in that fashion. He liked that Evan could joke about that.