Evan snorted. "I wouldn't hate you, Sam. I don't think you could do anything that would make me actually hate you," he said, meaning it. "But yeah, I'd be rather pissed if you took advantage of me when I was drunk. You don't take advantage of girls and you don't take advantage of men either. And damn straight, I am good looking! Thank you for finally admitting it!"
He shrugged. "I don't. I guess we're different that way," he said with a smile. "How many guys have told you they loved you anyway? I mean, romantically? I can't say a single woman - thankfully - have ever told me that."
Sam didn't seem too enthused on the idea of the deal, making him regret telling him a bit. Kurt had thought it was bloody brilliant. He shrugged. "Yeah, well, they both deserve what they get. In a way, they deserve each other, but still, better they are alone."