Ahoy mateys! Dread Fred here. The hunt for buried treasure continues. Mark me words: I will be the richest bloody pirate in the great blue sky yet... even it takes me another 356 days. I will find me treasure! Need no sleep! Am dead. Until treasure comes, if it be junk that I find, I will sell it. For a bottle of rum and a pretty galleon, too. Those cruise ship lads aren't any less gullible in the afterlife than in the first! I should set up shop.
CAPTAIN'S LOG Day 357
4:00 - Sky above Roy Alley is calm. 4:01 - Creatures below sleep. 4:02 - DREAD FRED does not sleep 4:02 - DREAD FRED does not have time to sleep. 4:02 - DREAD FRED doesn't even like sleep. 4:02 - SHARK BAIT should stop trying ta sleep. 4:04 - SHARK BAIT doesn't get to relax. 4:05 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE BLOODY CRUISE? 4:05 - IS DREAD FRED A BLOODY ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR? 4:05 - DREAD FRED answers his own rhetorical questions. 4:05 - The answer was NO, if ye were wonderin'. 4:06 - To both of em. 4:06 - SHARK BAIT skimpers off. 4:07 - DREAD FRED laughs. 4:10 - DREAD FRED stops laughing. 4:55 - DREAD FRED's shop needs a name. 4:56 - Pillage ARR' Us? 4:56 - DREAD FRED continues to think. 5:00 - Avast, ye! Movement below! 5:01 - It is CAPTAIN SADTASTIC and WHITE SWAN on schedule. 5:02 - From memory, DREAD FRED recites a CAPTAIN SADSTASTIC's speech about the proper care and maintenance of broomsticks. 5:03 - DREAD FRED recites it whenever he SHARK BAIT cleans the plank. 5:04 - DREAD FRED waves to ISA BROOM. 5:05 - DREAD FRED asks CHUM BUCKET to take a photograph of CAPTAIN SADTASTIC. 5:05 - CAPTAIN SADSTASTIC looks like a speck of dirt. 5:06 - CAPTAIN SADTASTIC don't like dirt. 5:06 - DREAD FRED and CHUM BUCKET need to work on a better zoom lens. 5:07 - STRIKE THAT. CHUM BUCKET needs to work on better zoom lens. 5:07 - DREAD FRED needs to find treasure! 5:08 - RUM will do, too. 5:10 - DREAD FRED makes note to ransack the MARAUDER's ship for RUM. NOTE: ransack MARAUDER's ship for RUM 5:21 - DREAD FRED spots something ahead in the clouds! 5:22 - DREAD FRED tells ship to move faster. 5:23 - SHIP does not seem to hear. 5:23 - HEAVE HO! 5:24 - DREAD FRED curses. 5:25 - YES, DREAD FRED is allowed to curse from the after life. 5:25 - There is no rule book on how a dead pirates's should talk. 5:27 - DREAD FRED wouldn't follow it if there were. 5:27 - So there. 5:45 - SHIP finally makes it to object. 5:46 - Possible treasure? 5:47 - DREAD FRED pulls two bottles from the clouds. 5:48 - Bottles do not contain RUM. 6:17 - DREAD FRED pulls strange item from bottle. 6:17 - Strange item says FRED on it. 6:18 - DESTINY! 6:20 - Blimey! DREAD FRED thinks it looks like PINK CARNATION's handwriting 6:21 - DREAD FRED hopes she is not dead. 6:25 - DREAD FRED will make SHARK BAIT walk to plank to make room for her. 6:26 - DREAD FRED will check on Roy Alley flat later. 6:30 - DREAD FRED finds candles 6:30 - DREAD FRED pockets his booty. 6:31 - DREAD FRED thinks he will light them on his Death Day Anniversary 6:32 - DREAD FRED is excited. 6:32 - DREAD FRED likes parties. 6:45 - Not enough to join the bloody cruise ship. 6:47 - DREAD FRED cracks open second bottle. 6:48 - Shiver me timbers! DREAD FRED reads letter from GOLDEN RETRIEVER 6:49 - The scallywags at the port have him captured. 6:50 - DREAD FRED must rescue GOLDEN RETRIEVER. Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! 6:53 - Well... 6:53 - GOLDEN RETRIEVER can wait. 6:54 - DREAD FRED needs a nap. 6:54 - Oh, shut yer trap. 6:54 - DREAD FRED can do what he wants.