STUPIDEST SECRET: He has "concrete only" shoes. DARKEST SECRET: 1) His older brother Jamie touched his no-nos when he was 12 years old. 2) He has obscenely carnal urges towards Omen. 3) If, by the time they were close to age 40, he and Betsy were lacking partners, he'd try to talk her into raising a child together and telling others it was artificial insemination. 4) He might enjoy his obstetrician duties a little too much (vicarious, not sexual!). SEXIEST SECRET: He has sexual feelings for several of his coworkers/friends/family, including but not limited to Will Macrae, Kyle Jinadu, Betsy Braddock, David Long, Piotr Rasputin, Meggan. MIRROR OF ERISED: At the moment? Himself in an orgy happening on his expensive bedding on his grand, four-poster bed. HARMFUL HABITS/TENDENCIES: He's a closeted alcoholic, keeping his booze-drinking mostly to himself and in private... but he just has so many FEELS.