Dylan (gamesome) wrote in grandparadise, @ 2018-11-17 18:22:00 |
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Entry tags: | character: asher montgomery, character: sally rogers, date: backstory, player: alison, player: emily |
WHO: Sally Rogers & Asher Montgomery
WHEN: 2015; 2016
WHERE: Their individual apartments in Tempe, AZ and Austin, TX
WHAT: Sally and Asher plot three birthday parties in two years for one friend
WARNINGS: none
pssssst
Goldilocks to mama bear
Please confirm if papa's left the cave
over
Mama bear to goldilocks
Confirmed: papa bear is out of the cave for the next hour. We are safe
And also in dire need of cooler code names. over
Goldilocks to mama bear
They're simple and easy to remember
Code names should not distract from the mission
Anyway I like mine. Over
Mama bear to Goldilocks
Goldilocks broke into some poor bear’s house, stole their food, and decided it was a-okay to pass out in a strangers bed
She’s not someone we should be emulating, is what I’m saying
But I respect the bear connection. Over
Goldilocks to mama bear
I mean you could say that
Or could say she's a badass bitch who doesnt let anyone stop her from getting what she wants
Dreaming of a retelling where she's a spy/cat burglar and they hit her with a sleeping dart
Hang on switching to facetime. Over
Hey, Teddy’s out. Let’s get to planning
oh are we doing codenames again this year?
Because if so, whoops
Lol I'm queen of spades, You're ace of clubs, Teds jack of hearts
guess why
I can honestly say I have no idea
21 my fine market cockerel. It's his blackjack birthday
Incidentally also my proposed theme for his party
I am aware that these are card games. That is as far as my knowledge goes
How does one plan a party around blackjack? Will we just gamble?
Also, follow up question: is market cockerel some new term of endearment that the cool kids are saying now? Am I deeply out of the loop or are you just extremely quirky
Gambling must definitely occur, possibly costumes or maybe just group people by their suit so that you can have ***TEAMS*** idk maybe prizes too IDK half of this is made up as I go
Cockerel was from some internet thing I can't fully remember
But yes I am v cool
I mean. I am a sucker for costumes. All the best parties are costume parties, obviously
I like the idea of teams though! Idk how gambling is a team sport but eh, we can figure it out
I feel so #blessed that someone as cool as you would deign to talk to someone as lame as me
Also since you will have custody of teddy over spring break, have you planned on how you will celebrate on the island?
Will they let you have a party on the beach?
What is this "let" you speak of
Do you think we'll be asking permission or something
It's like you don't even know me
Or Mordy. Especially Mordy
I thought we could at least pretend to follow the rules for a few minutes
As hilarious as that concept is
Just don’t get kicked out or burn the place down with a bonfire
no promises
Any suggestions though? Anything he's mentioned looking forward to?
As long as I don’t have to bail you all out of island jail
There are caves. I wonder if you can smuggle in a cake and celebrate in there
though please don’t drown at high tide
You wouldn't have to bail us we'd escape
Hmmm cave cake is tempting but not sure a cake would survive the flight
We could smuggle Twinkies
Surely the hotel could supply you with a cake. It’s a very fancy hotel and all
Maybe cookies. You can get them shaped like treasure chests and gold coins
Stick with the pirate theme
Oh my god. If they don't already have those cookies I'm gonna be so disappointed now
Call and ask because they obviously should. And if they don’t we can make them ourselves
True true. As long as by "we" you don't mean me personally
I’ll make them and you can have the very important job of presenting them
Maybe even arranging them on a plate or something if you’re feeling especially daring
I am ALWAYS daring
But mainly it'll depend on if they still look pretty
Can't arrange a pile of tasty crumbs
I’ll find a way to sneak them to you at the airport
Just don’t crush them or sit on them or eat them all and we should be fine
no promises
Sally! This mission is of the UTMOST IMPORTANCE
You may sample one cookie beforehand
The not crushing is non-negotiable
I won't crush them on PURPOSE
They just need to be packed up right
But I will graciously accept the cookie tax
Excuse you, I am very good at packing cookies properly
I happen to have a lot of experience smuggling food
What an intriguing statement
I will demand an explanation of that someday
But today is not that day
Today I want to see your puppy so facetime me, you animal
wow so rude
It’s like you only care about my food and my dog
But because I am so kind, I will comply. Hold up
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