I’m Harley Quinn, your kind of welcome wagon! Pleased to meetcha!
If you have any complaints, keep them to yourself cause I’m not your mama, not your babysitter, not your friend, not your sufficient other, although I could be your therapist for you soul.
I kid!
I kid!
Right-a-rooney, back to what I was saying, not interested in crybabies, but my mallet likes to whap em, whap em good. So keep that in mind before you go crying about, suck on your thumb like the babies some of yous are being.