Stokers
I thought Dad always said, "Stand up straight, slouching isn't attractive."
Wait, no, that's Mom.
But seriously, it's 3.85 which yeah is technically an A- but screw my GPA, I freaked out because people were saying you'd been suspended or expelled you jackass, and Chloe was not helping so I threw a pillow at her head and told her to fuck off and it all kind of spiraled from there. Because you are not allowed to go back to California without me. You'll do something stupid and I'll never see you again. It's too early in the year to be giving me heart attacks, Sy.
I can't believe you still get to do Quidditch. [...] You upset Azurcrests. That's almost like upsetting royalty.